That dude who is just to sexy and smooth for himself. Pretty boy, player status. Always in the mirror asking, "Does this shirt make my ass look too big"? He is sexy enough to have a legion of female followers, fanatics, fan girls and fan boys.
It's the Monday following Friday's payday and happy hour meetup, following Saturday's night out with the crew, following Sunday night's football fiesta and here we are suffering the Monday blues with just enough coins for Taco Tuesday. You are broke af and Papa needs a brand new bag of tricks to through the week.
He's nothing like a pimp. That would imply he actually has balls and makes use of them. With that cunt-struck look in his eyes, Joe is on his way to becoming the neighborhood Captain of hoe saving. Ho Savings n' Loans.