She is evil, cruel and malevolent.
"To foreign casualties, gave her dear rights to his dog-hearted daughters. These things sting. His mind so venomously that burning shame detains him from Cordelia." - King Lear Act 4, Scene 3.
Just enough to get a taste. You know that time when the cake comes out and everyone rushes to rape every joyous crumb. And here you come out of your cave yearning for just one bite. One savory crumb and there's nothing left. But because you made friends with Natalie in accounting, she was kind enough to save you a slice. And that's how I met your mother.