The big daddy of the house. A ruler or chief of a family unit or group. 2.) During the Patriarchal Age, Abraham, Isaac & Jacob were the patriarchs of Isreal. 3.) High ranking Orthodox Bishops.
The opening of your digestive tract. It's Latin for "ring" or "circle". You know that muscle that contracts when you have to do number two? That's your anus. Also comically referred to as the distant planet "uranus".