An available, unmarried man. 2.) In feudal times, a young knight in the service of an older knight was his sexual partner. 3.) A man who remains unmarried. 4.) [20th century] The code word or euphemism for a homosexual. 5.) In Obituraries in The Times of London, they used the expressions 'he never married' for heterosexual bachelors, and 'confirmed bachelor' as a code for being gay.
When your dick has had too much to drink. When your dick is singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, acappella style and it only has 4 bottles left. When the tip of your dick has self esteem issues and bury its face like an ostrich. When your ill na-na is like hello and his peen is working on its fourth nap. When his dick is at half staff... and half stiff. When a safe uber ride home couldn't sober that schlong.