Coined by artist Q-Tip. An attractive, yet spicy woman. A special kind of real good girl who moves to the drum of her own beat. “Yo, you’re such a vivrant thing!”

Coined by novelist, Ira Levin. She’s the cookie cutter of the perfect suburban housewife, servile, compliant, submissive and spineless. She greets her husband at the door with a great smile and a plate home baked goodies.

She will smother you with hugs and kisses. She will smother you with eligible men and the ways of the Kama Sutra. She will smother with unwarranted advice and counsel. She will smother you with "her" way until you are begging for death. She's your mother, that's her job.

Equipped with meaty chunks in ALL the right places. Not quite fat, just thick!

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