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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
You know that new coat of paint left by the flock of GD birds that reside in the tree above your beloved vehicle? Yes, those assholes that smell the fresh shine glowing from your newly washed car and decides to cover it in fecal art. The excrements of a bird or other feathered friends.
Pronounced, Sad-hens. That's not completely true. She prefers to dress like a man. With her baggy boxers, taped down breasts and cigarette voice. She's like a Kathoey (look it up!), but without the Kathy.
RuPaul's Drag Race
A feline who physically and psychologically dominates and abuses her partner in sadomasochistic behavior. She may sometimes play the submissive role. Latin for female ruler or mistress.
A tantalizing 50's burlesque stripper. Coined by Jennie Lee (Pictured), the hostess and founder of the exotic world. She earned this stage name for twirling tassels on both her bosoms and butt.