Balabusta
She is the Cadillac of housewives and you are in the presence of queendom. She is the strength and backbone of the family. She's always there when you need her.
Boiler
1986 Film, Wildcats
1.) An unattractive dame with the face of a bulldog chewing a crispy wasp on a hot summer's day. 2.) An elderly woman who has dried up and lost her sex appeal.
Jerk
Mathematically speaking, Jerk is a vector with no general term to describe its scalar magnitude or chaotic behavior. Psychologically speaking, Jerk is an asshole with several terms to describe its scummy scalar magnitude and cantankerous chaotic behavior.
Shallow Hal
Based on the movie Shallow Hal
He cant seem to help himself. This modelizer has a stern weakness for beautiful, modelesque women that turns him into a self loathing, narcissistic idiot. Ugly women need not apply.
Cave Bitch
A female Caucasoid primarily interested in the big-game hunting of successful Black men. Within the lyrics created by rapper, Ice Cube, she is referred to as a "she-devil."
Stiletto feminist
This female chauvinist pig knows the power of the pussy. She has the world by the cajones and quite a pair of her own. She uses what she has to get ahead in life.
Hockey Whore
Shes a sexually attractive female who dresses up in ‘come-fuck-me’ attire, for a hockey game, in an effort to score with one of the players.
She is the Cadillac of housewives and you are in the presence of queendom. She is the strength and backbone of the family. She's always there when you need her. 
A female Caucasoid primarily interested in the big-game hunting of successful Black men. Within the lyrics created by rapper, Ice Cube, she is referred to as a "she-devil." 