The very person you can count in on when you are out with some dude or gal and they cover for you by saying you were out with them. Or that box of condoms in the glove compartment belongs to them and the left it there for some dumb ass reason.
O'Jays - For The Love of Money
It's the almighty dollar. Makes the ladies scream and holla. Makes prisoners of the greedy and takes care of the needy. Said to be the root of all that is evil, a devout promise of endless problems and many other subliminal cliches we failed to mention. Currency used for trade or to make a purchase.
You can find her wrapped around a box of Franzia, like a wine snuggy. And if she ever turns up missing, be sure her photos are on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. So her colleagues knows she's missing.