One day the world is beautiful, because you met the love of your life! You have visions of sugar plums dancing in your head. Two weeks later Mr. or Mrs wonderful is gone. They don't answer your text messages or calls. They completely disappeared off of social media. Your ass has been ghosted. Like that time you had a dope interview and the recruiter promises to call you back to schedule a sit down with the boss and never calls. Even though you wished him and his ugly family a Merry Xmas. Even though you sent a thank you for that interview. Even though he has a stupid name and you think to yourself, he is asshole with a stupid name. You're still ghosted. Asshole.
One day the world is beautiful, because you met the love of your life! You have visions of sugar plums dancing in your head. Two weeks later Mr. or Mrs wonderful is gone. They don't answer your text messages or calls. They completely disappeared off of social media. Your ass has been ghosted. Like that time you had a dope interview and the recruiter promises to call you back to schedule a sit down with the boss and never calls. Even though you wished him and his ugly family a Merry Xmas. Even though you sent a thank you for that interview. Even though he has a stupid name and you think to yourself, he is asshole with a stupid name. You're still ghosted. Asshole.
Take a chill pill
Traffic in LA will have you going crazy. Before the anger monsters get a hold of you and road rage kicks in, take a chill pill, smoke a doobie to relax your mind.
Hellion
She’s hell on feet. She doesn’t follow rules. In her world, if it ain't broke, break it! She carries the true spirit of a rebel; wild and free!
Tubby 1953 Tubby comics created by Marjorie Henderson Buell That chunky cushion that surrounds your belly with love hugs and fluffy hickies, hence the term, "love handles."
Debutante (1) Jori JacKayla Fletcher curtsies at the 45th Cotillion in Augusta, GA. Photo by: Michael Holahan. (2) 2012 Owl Club debutantes.
A young woman making a debut into society by attending a debutante ball usually at the age of eighteen. French for “female beginner.” 2.) She's the newbie lesbian who just earned her class A, Lick-her license. Roll out the lavender carpet ladies!
Mrs. Grundy
A prudent woman who lives life according to all that is holy. Because of her sense of propriety, she will not take risk or chances. Before you do anything sinfully sluttish, ask yourself, what would Mrs. Grundy do?
Dickhead
Video by Reuben Dangoor & Raf Riley @reubendangerman
If you stand this guy next a cardboard box full of crayons, they'd be twinning! Like that of the dickweed or jackass, this cretin aims to be the dick of the party.