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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
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A lesbian. Back in the day 'tuppence' was slang for vagina. The term is based on the first female public toilets on Bedford street in London, where you had to pay a tuppence 'penny' to take a piss.