He who has been truly blessed by the God Priapus. Those who believe size doesn't matter, never met THIS blessed soul of cocksmanship. Priapus was the fertility God, protector of gardens and became infamous for his erect Mandingo-ism the Roman natives playfully monikered; Priapism. Side note: Anyone who believes size matters never had a Tickle-Me Elmo.
O'Jays - For The Love of Money
It's the almighty dollar. Makes the ladies scream and holla. Makes prisoners of the greedy and takes care of the needy. Said to be the root of all that is evil, a devout promise of endless problems and many other subliminal cliches we failed to mention. Currency used for trade or to make a purchase.
Coined by music icon, Madonna. She’s a material girl living in a material world. She craves money, power and respect. She wants it all! “Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right.” - Madonna/ Material Girl/ Like a Virgin.