Prioress
Prioress
She holds a position as an officer in a monastery order or religious house.
Perfect Lady
Perfect Lady

She can be found face down and ass up, bowing to porcelain Gods, because she is such a fucking lady and that's how fucking Ladies carry themselves... from the ground up!
Comb-brush
Comb-brush

A lady's handmaid who did the combing and the brushing.
Virago
Advisor
Advisor
via GIPHY
A person who provides good advice and mentorship on various subjects. Questionable advice if you're a cynical like everyone in the world.
Light Horse
Light Horse
a courtesan
Thickums
Thickums
Equipped with meaty chunks in ALL the right places. Not quite fat, just thick!
Horns-to-sell
Horns-to-sell
a promiscuous wife.
Chazenteh
Chazenteh
The wife of a Cantor.
Bucket
Bucket
The kind of ride you have to smooth talk. "C'mon baby just get me to work and I promise I will get that new carburetor you need." If your friends have 10 different shady nicknames for your g-ride, then you're rolling in a bucket.
Bucket
Bucket
An unattractive plump woman.
Chavette
Chavette
An uneducated female, dressed in flashy “ooh look at me, I'm an asshole” attire and accessorized with “ooh look at me, I'm an asshole” ratchet jewelry, fake gold necklace with "Bitch" written in Harlow Solid Italics for that classy touch.
Tubby
Tubby
1953 Tubby comics created by Marjorie Henderson Buell That chunky cushion that surrounds your belly with love hugs and fluffy hickies, hence the term, "love handles."
Hog
Hog
an unattractive woman.
Hog
Hog
He's a Correctional Officer.
Bear
Bear

1.) A brawny strapping, bull of a man with the sigh of a lumberjack. He is usually classified as a teddy bear for cuddly use. 2.) In the gay community, he is a hairy, meaty man who projects that rugged sexy masculinity. He's like a gay Paul Bunion with a handsome beard. 3.) A moniker for a police officer, as in "Smokey the bear".