Gully
Gully
a woman.
Circular
Circular
via GIPHY
A wee bit on the chunky side of fatness.
Bow Wow
Bow Wow
Shaggy as the mangiest of mutts. So ugly, she’ll make your eyes vomit.
Kept Woman
Kept Woman
She’s a woman who wants for nothing. Her lover showers her with cars, priceless gifts and pays her bills. Just as long as the Missus don’t find out!
Minute Man
Minute Man
Mazehette
Mazehette
A very attractive woman. Quite the stunner!
Shouter
Shouter
a criminal girlfriend.
Black Velvet
Black Velvet
An African American woman with a dark complexion.
Jane
Jane
a woman, sweetheart or girlfriend.
Constable
Constable

Latin for "attendant to the stables", during the Roman Empire, he was responsible for keeping the King's horses. The title was usually offered to a high ranking police officer, marshal or peace maker.
Maggot
Maggot
A certified slimeball.
Hog
Hog
an unattractive woman.
Hog
Hog
He's a Correctional Officer.
SHHH
SHHH
via GIPHY
The amount of H's used is optional, but they will get the point! Shhhhut up!
Gear
Gear
a homosexual. The gay man is 'stolen away' to become an object of gratification for others.
Humdinger
Humdinger
Something unique and surprising. That's quite a humdinger!