Oh Mother... Family Feud Fail!
The woman who gave us life. She's inherited several monikers including, "Not the Moma," to "Hey, what's for dinner?" Thank goodness she's paid in kisses...and sometimes throw up.
A male singer who leaves the women swooning and gay men covered in sploosh. If your stage isn't covered with pink lacy panties, fruit of the looms or size 25 big mama drawers, you have failed as a singer. If they're shouting "Encore" from the rafters, you did the damn thing.