She will smother you with hugs and kisses. She will smother you with eligible men and the ways of the Kama Sutra. She will smother with unwarranted advice and counsel. She will smother you with "her" way until you are begging for death. She's your mother, that's her job.
There are trailblazers, creators, inventors, engineers and then there's this guy. He's the Carlos Mencia of the water ways. But, instead of stealing jokes, this Ark-ruffian is out to get what you are shipping or exporting.