The fornicatress who is now getting sued by the main squeeze for fucking up the his and her home environment. Wifey didn't get monogramed napkins, towels and toiletpaper covers for nothing, bitch!
A psychotic mistress who has over-stepped her boundaries. She no longer wants to hide in the shadows as his poor man's Wendy. She will dislodge homes, wreak havoc and boil bunnies until that penis his hers! Fatal Attraction at its finest.
A woman. Back in late 18th century were institutions or "Laundries" called, The Magdalene asylums, where "fallen women" were enslaved, institutionalizing them against their will, and stripping them of their rights and identities. Women were "locked away performing menial domestic chores such as laundering prison and priest’s uniforms, cooking, scrubbing floors and windows and caring for the sick and aging nuns." Sounds like American Horror Story...The Asylum.
A Do. Nothing. Bitch. I mean, what do you want from her?! She has a wealthy husband, nannies, butlers and maids to handle the menial tasks like... life. Life is tough, sometimes you have to be a bitch about it. *Kanye shrug*
She's a female ogre. She’s a monstrous, ugly mean woman who is often misunderstood. She’s so ugly; the government keeps her on 24hr border patrol as a scare tactic to protect passage entrances into the US.