A Japanese woman trained to be a professional singer, dance, and companion for men. With one look, a Geisha can capture a man’s heart. They are trained in a variety of arts including, literature, horticulture and music. Geisha means, “person of the arts.” Prostitutes wear the bow of their sash (obi) in front of their kimono, but the geisha wears their obi at the back.
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being fully disrespected. When you are forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in other dimensions. When moms tell you she's going to give you something to cry about.
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A starving chick who enjoys countless, costless meal dates. She has no interest in you or your time unless it’s behind a pearly white clothed table and gourmet menu! Popularized by actor/comedian, Ian Edwards.
Pictured: Madam CJ Walker -Baller status It's the automobile. That sometime trusty transportation vessel to get you from point A to point B. On a good day. Not like driving 2 miles and your thermostat fails and you're faced with a $250 bill, but not after paying $450 because your bum mechanic thought it was the radiator. True story. From the Greek word "autós".
A pimp's most loyal and hard working hooker or evening star . She is in charge of keeping the newbie prostitots in order and teaching them the game. She's like a trap queen who is down for her man no matter what and will hold the fort down when the shit hits the fan.
If your local discount store is out of wife beaters and you have a ruffneck in your neighborhood, or an excess of Studfish look no further, they will never be in stock. This dude has very distinctive tattoos on his EVERYTHING, a mouth full of star-spangled bling and is always shouting, "Thug Life baby".
Kevin Hart - Real Husbands of Hollywood
The quintessential nagging male bitch. Easily punked. Probably carries a purse and refers to it as a satchel. Inconveniently suffers from a Napoleon complex. Its sad.