Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being fully disrespected. When you are forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in other dimensions. When moms tell you she's going to give you something to cry about.
2016 Film, Laid in America
Basic. Last. Option. Bae. The pressure has reached it's pucker. You need to get laid and fast. Your favorite fun mouth bucket isn't answering. Number 2 & 3 aren't either. Who do you call? The BLOB!
(a.k.a. Amazon) A regal warrior. The duty was to protect their Kingdom by guarding the borders of Scythia (modern day Ukraine) with their bows and arrows.
Pictured: Amazon preparing for a battle (Queen Antiop or Armed Venus), by Pierre-Eugène-Emile Hébert 1860 (National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.).