What you call your little brother when your Mom isn't around. Also, a stereotypical Canadian male, typically lower to middle class, white and English Canadian. He is especially concerned with drinking beer and watching hockey. The hoser is understood as a product more of rural, suburban or smaller city Canada than of the cosmopolitan larger cities. He's often imagined wearing heavy winter clothing, usually a flannel lumberjack shirt, Kodiak boots and a toque 2.) Loser
To look after or protect. When you're lonely in the coffee shop and you walk away from your computer but you continually attend it while waiting on your Pumpkin spiced latte. Or when a hot waiter walks past and you attend to that tight ass.