Auto

Pictured: Madam CJ Walker -Baller status
It's the automobile. That sometime trusty transportation vessel to get you from point A to point B. On a good day. Not like driving 2 miles and your thermostat fails and you're faced with a $250 bill, but not after paying $450 because your bum mechanic thought it was the radiator. True story. From the Greek word "autós".

Goldfish
a marred woman who is ripe for seduction.

Better Half
The Eve to his Adam.

Wypipo

The Root - JOC
A colorful way to say "white people", especially those who are a little too vanilla or those who have major issues of caucasity.

Boy
He's a male prostitute

Sigewif

An elite crop of mythical shieldmaidens who fought alongside soldiers in battle. She is a fearsome thing to behold, a woman of great victory. Translated from an Anglo-Saxon metrical charm based on taming honey bees, to mean “victorious woman” considering that bees swarm and sting. Some scholars have suggested the term is but a mere metaphor for “victorious sword”.

Dollop

A small amount of something, usually like a dollop of whip cream on a delicious slice of pie.

Hip peddler
a prostitute.

Bowser
She owns all the ugly stock in the world.

Ball and Chain

A nagging, scolding wife in need of constant attention. She’s usually referred to as ‘The old ball and chain.’

Tuppence Licker

The global lesbian peace sign
A lesbian. Back in the day 'tuppence' was slang for vagina. The term is based on the first female public toilets on Bedford street in London, where you had to pay a tuppence 'penny' to take a piss.

Old Raisin

An elderly man. Based off Whoopi Goldberg's 1985 HBO stand-up joke about the Kingston woman and elderly white tourist who resembles an old raisin.Photo by: Terry Border: Bent Objects

Bitch

Memoirs of an Elementary Student
A female with a strong opinion of herself. She can be perceived as mannish and abrasive, representing strength, independence and will. Take this woman very seriously for she is a female dog and she will bite your head off!
2.) Your homegirl. The girlfriend or best friend who’s been down with you since day one. Your partner in crime. “That’s my bitch!”
3.) This woman is nasty, manipulating, calculating, back-stabbing and conniving. She will eat her own young with no remorse.
4.) A snobbish prude with her nose tooted in the air as if her shit is aromatic. She knows she's better than you without putting on heirs.

Bitch
1.) A nasty, vindictive or resentful male homosexual; usually applied by one homosexual to another. Le Shade, Le Shade!
2.) The buster of the group. The dude who complains or is always unsure about taking risks. "Eric, stop being a punk bitch and man up!"
3.) He's an arrogant dick and an embarrassment to the crew. You know the type. He has to be the center of negative attention.
4.) Crafted from the finest henpecked, trained monkeys around. Instead of "Single" or "Married," his social media status reads, "Pussy-whipped."

Bazoom Girl

A tantalizing 50's burlesque stripper. Coined by Jennie Lee (Pictured), the hostess and founder of the exotic world. She earned this stage name for twirling tassels on both her bosoms and butt.

Bridezilla

Artwork by Lara Wolf
The ferocious bride from the depths of hell! She has a list of preposterous and bizarre demands that cannot be accomplished before her wedding.