Great White Buffalo
Film clip: Hot Tub Time Machine
The one that got away. And if she's smart, she'll stay away. She represents the 1% of females who have earned the "epic" heavyweight championship belt of your heart. Popularized by film, Hot Tub Time Machine.
A super fantastic fanatic. The kind you may have to call the police once or twice a year for safety reasons. And that thing called, "threats". The good side is, she will support you whether or not her moon is aligned and circling Venus this month.