Italian. "Dear wife." A Wife, partner or significant other.All and all, Apron, Backlog, Balabusta, Better Fraction, Better Half, Bundle, Cheese n' kisses, Consort, Cook, Cooney, Daisy, Daisy Dumpling, Domestic Goddess, Doris, Duchess of Fife, Dutch, Goldfish, Good Wife, Gooseberry Pudding, Hat, Haus Frau, Her Indoors, Homoney, Housewife, Joint, June cleaver, Lackin’, Lawful Basket, Little Missus, Raclan, Rib, Shipoopi, Stepford wife, Suzie homemaker, Trophy wife, Susie Rottencrotch, Rose bud
Look at you! Just messy. No one likes a messy bih. If you're tired, then go take a nap. You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.breathe, breathe and stop, calm down, calm your tits, check yourself, check yourself before you wreck yourself, chill, chill out, chillax, compose yourself, cool off, find your chill, find your happy place, get it together, goosfraba, keep calm and carry on, relax, nam-myoho-renge-kyo, settledown, simmer down now, snap out of it, take a breather, take a chill pill, timeout, woosah
She's a fake, wanna be. She totes fake jewelry, fake hair, fake eye colors, fake boobs and she only wears the latest in fashion by fake designers.
She’s the great pretender. She masquerades as a lesbian to get the better jobs and connections inorder to gain an advantage, but she’s really a straight clit tease.
She represents the “ideal model” or archetype for a particular cause, brand or targeted market. “She’s the poster girl for perfection,” or “She’s the poster girl for fashion.”
Your keister or poop chute.anus, arse, ass, asset, asshole, back, backend, back door, backside, badunkadunk, bahookie, behind, booteus maximus, booty, bottom, breetches, brown canal, bubble, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, caboose, cake, callipygian, cans, cheeks, colon, crapper, culo, cushion, shuff, derriere, donkey, duff, dunk, end, fanny, fart box, full moon, glutes, gluteus maximus, heinie, hind, hindquarters, humps, hunkers, juicy double, junk, keister, keyhole, milkshake, money maker, nalgas, No-no, patootie, pelvis, plumber's crack, popa, posterier, poop chute, pooper, rear, rectum, rump, rump shaker, seat, shit hole, split, stern, tail, tail bone, tail feather, talent, tookus, trunk, tuchus, tuckus, turd cutter, tush, uranas, wazoo, where the good lord split you
A tramp or ignorant heaux.Busy body, Buttock, Cab Mat, Callet, Callot, Carpenter's Dream, Charity girl, Cheap trick, Chicken head, Clair, Cleaver, Coozy, Cooze, Cottontop, Crack, Cyprian, Dant, Deer, Dickhound, Dildo, Drab, Easy Lover, Easy ride, Easy mort, Fad Cattle, Fish, Flirt, Flirt girl, Fun mouth bucket, Gad, Game woman, Garden tool, Gearbox, Gilt, Gipsy, Gong girl, Good Time Jane, Grubber, Hank, Harlot, Heaux, Highty Tighty, Highty Toity, Ho Bagel, Ho Cake, Ho-bitch, Ho, Hoe, Hogmanay, Hose Queen, Hosebag, Hot B