1.) The homewrecker who has relations with married or attached men.
2.) A woman with power and authority, having complete control of a household, business establishment and employing help. ‘Mistress of great fortune.’ 'My mistress wouldn't be caught dead in those fugly garments!'
3.) She is skilled in an occupation or art.
4.) The master or owner of animals.
5.) British. A teacher or head school mistress.
6.) In the olden-golden days, you would address an unknown female as mistress. In the same respectable fashion one would use the term, 'miss'.
Your husband or significant other has made an internet friend of the female persuasion. They spend a lot of time "chatting," WTFing and laughing each other's asses off, while you spend a lot of time being annoyed, disrespected and showering him with your very best bitter bitch face.
Mistress
1.) The homewrecker who has relations with married or attached men.
2.) A woman with power and authority, having complete control of a household, business establishment and employing help. ‘Mistress of great fortune.’ 'My mistress wouldn't be caught dead in those fugly garments!'
3.) She is skilled in an occupation or art.
4.) The master or owner of animals.
5.) British. A teacher or head school mistress.
6.) In the olden-golden days, you would address an unknown female as mistress. In the same respectable fashion one would use the term, 'miss'.
Curses
One of the best expletive to shout when the evil villain or do-gooder gets their way and you don't. However, you must wave your fists in the air like that of an elderly person to express the passion of reproach for these types of situations.
Touch
1.) a woman who can be easily picked up. 2.) As in, a touch of good luck to get you through the day. As the band Slave would sing, "Just a touch of love, a little bit."
Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman was the coming freak attraction for the Egyptian Hall of Piccadilly Circus because she had the roundest, shapeliest onion of an ass South Africa has ever seen. Cheeks that sit high as Mt. Everest and provided cooling shade for anyone nestled under them. Saartjie's super sized butt was such a wonder, it was displayed at the 'Museum of Man' in Paris until her remains were finally laid to rest. The moniker, "Hottentot" was offensively donated by the Dutch based on sounds the Khoikhoi people make.
Playette
She’s the female equivalent of a “player.” She finds pleasure in playing head games with the most challenging of men. Her goal is to get men where she wants them, whipped and dumbfounded! Play on playette! - Blackstreet/ No Diggity/ Another Level.
Hovering Helicopter
Hear that? That's no ghetto bird, that Moms with her heat sensors, tracking your every move. The kind of mom that gives a fuck, so answer her calls.
When Noah was ordered to build the Ark, God insisted he clone an extra couple of crazies to keep the fantastic voyage stimulating. Like Maenads, Dysmaninais are followers of Dionysus. Source: The House of Vines
#JackinForTweets with @asreiss
A crazy, nasty, psychotic woman prone to outrageous outbursts of fire and hell. A true biatch! 
