Handmaid via GIPHY Hulu - Handmaid's Tale
A female servant or attendant. She may also serve as a mistress to bear seed when the wife is barren. As Genesis 30:1-3 goes, “And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her” (King James Bible)
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The one that got away. And if she's smart, she'll stay away. She represents the 1% of females who have earned the "epic" heavyweight championship belt of your heart. Popularized by film, Hot Tub Time Machine.