The fornicatress who is now getting sued by the main squeeze for fucking up the his and her home environment. Wifey didn't get monogramed napkins, towels and toiletpaper covers for nothing, bitch!
A psychotic mistress who has over-stepped her boundaries. She no longer wants to hide in the shadows as his poor man's Wendy. She will dislodge homes, wreak havoc and boil bunnies until that penis his hers! Fatal Attraction at its finest.
1.) According to the Torah someone who has already been with a man that is prohibited to her (Vayikra 21:7). Back in the day, it was forbidden or considered bad to marry a "tainted" woman who's already had relations. 2.)Ye who's legs refuse to close. How many washes does it take to get slut off your shirt? 3.) A ragtime girl or scolopendra hustling to babysit penis for an hour or two for a few coins.
Philip Dawe [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.
1.) The fashionably exquisite dandy who accessorizes his tall, powdered periwig-pated wig with his chapeau bras. 2.) Rumored to be a homosexual when the escandalo broke out in 1772 at the Macaroni club. We have it on the best authority, it was indeed Captain Jones canoodling with his male cara sposa. Source: The Macaroni Club 3.) A blockhead, dolt or fool.
Kevin Hart - Real Husbands of Hollywood
The quintessential nagging male bitch. Easily punked. Probably carries a purse and refers to it as a satchel. Inconveniently suffers from a Napoleon complex. Its sad.
Monster in law
2005 Monster In Law w/ Jane Fonda & Jennifer Lopez
There’s a new law in town. Her job is simply to run the newly-weds into crazy-town. All aboard for the crazy train. Cue Ozzy Osbourne. Cue Bridezilla . The job of a monster in law is never completed until there is a divorce attorney present.
2.) The mother of the bride or groom.
A homosexual who behaves like a diva or stunt queen. 2.) Military: (US Navy 1980s) Title given to the sailors who do the domestic duties. A sailor could be the berthing queen if he is assigned to cleaning the berthing compartment or the laundry queen if he does the laundry. This is as opposed to the king who has more manly duties.