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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
Just enough to get a taste. You know that time when the cake comes out and everyone rushes to rape every joyous crumb. And here you come out of your cave yearning for just one bite. One savory crumb and there's nothing left. But because you made friends with Natalie in accounting, she was kind enough to save you a slice. And that's how I met your mother.