Your best friend, your number one ace who always has your back no matter what. And when his girlfriend questions the box of empty condoms in the glove compartment, he will jump in and take legal ownership of your infidelities.
O'Jays - For The Love of Money
It's the almighty dollar. Makes the ladies scream and holla. Makes prisoners of the greedy and takes care of the needy. Said to be the root of all that is evil, a devout promise of endless problems and many other subliminal cliches we failed to mention. Currency used for trade or to make a purchase.