Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Working at a bank, one would encounter this type of scum yearly. Be sure to dust your shoulders off in his presence, because you can smell the cheap billowing off his pathetic game. Popularized by the comedic film of the same title, beware these type of theives run in wolf packs.
2016 Film, Laid in America
Basic. Last. Option. Bae. The pressure has reached it's pucker. You need to get laid and fast. Your favorite fun mouth bucket isn't answering. Number 2 & 3 aren't either. Who do you call? The BLOB!
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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.