Flatty Patty Eric Schwartz - Flat Booty Girl Anthem
The infamous muse for flapjacks and ironing boards EVERYWHERE! On one hand this ass-less creature is a fashion designer's dream and on another, Sir Mix-a-lot's nightmare! His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Beware of this sheep, she is quite the Filching Mort. Her aim is older, wealthy men with unlimited resources. She will carry on like an innocent school girl without a cause, until she has exhausted all of his funds, then the party is over.