2016 Film, Laid in America
Basic. Last. Option. Bae. The pressure has reached it's pucker. You need to get laid and fast. Your favorite fun mouth bucket isn't answering. Number 2 & 3 aren't either. Who do you call? The BLOB!
That Hoe Over There! This infamous term has sparked some thot-provoking memes and semantic extensions in neologism that include, Strawber-Rita Thot-sicles, Fairy Thot Mother, Thotland, Anti-thot, Prosti-thot, Insta-thot to doing the dreaded thot walk of shame facing the bitter morning with encrusted drawers, dripping in guilt of Ju’ whore eau de toilette. They're found in their virtual habitat Instagram with buck lips, duck lips, fuck lips and Chuck's dick on their lips and call it a glamorous pho-to. It’s only natural for hoes to thirst for attention...they’re hoes!
A man of great and noble birth. He was "born with a silver spoon in his mouth", granting him a higher rank and title in the social hierarchy us poor, common folk may never acquire. For example, British titles include: Dukes, Marquesses, Barons, Knighthood, etc.
A Japanese woman trained to be a professional singer, dance, and companion for men. With one look, a Geisha can capture a man’s heart. They are trained in a variety of arts including, literature, horticulture and music. Geisha means, “person of the arts.” Prostitutes wear the bow of their sash (obi) in front of their kimono, but the geisha wears their obi at the back.
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being fully disrespected. When you are forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in other dimensions. When moms tell you she's going to give you something to cry about.
Thanks @OlaiyaFrancis #JackinForTweets
A starving chick who enjoys countless, costless meal dates. She has no interest in you or your time unless it’s behind a pearly white clothed table and gourmet menu! Popularized by actor/comedian, Ian Edwards.
Pictured: Madam CJ Walker -Baller status It's the automobile. That sometime trusty transportation vessel to get you from point A to point B. On a good day. Not like driving 2 miles and your thermostat fails and you're faced with a $250 bill, but not after paying $450 because your bum mechanic thought it was the radiator. True story. From the Greek word "autós".