The very person you can count in on when you are out with some dude or gal and they cover for you by saying you were out with them. Or that box of condoms in the glove compartment belongs to them and the left it there for some dumb ass reason.
A wife, girlfriend or generic term for a woman. The US Marines has another codename for a different group of people: Suzy Rottencrotch. That is what they call all women. Suzies. The idea behind the "Rottencrotch" is that women are just like men, except that their 'dicks rotted off' and now they have a gaping hole instead. Source: Military Slang
2.) A nasty trick with an STD, based on her military beau off to serve the country while she serves the neighborhood.
The opening of your digestive tract. It's Latin for "ring" or "circle". You know that muscle that contracts when you have to do number two? That's your anus. Also comically referred to as the distant planet "uranus".