Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Working at a bank, one would encounter this type of scum yearly. Be sure to dust your shoulders off in his presence, because you can smell the cheap billowing off his pathetic game. Popularized by the comedic film of the same title, beware these type of theives run in wolf packs.
Lil' Kim feat. Lil Cease - Crush On You (1997)
A sexually charged freak who doesnt require the normal buy-me-flowers-dinner-and-a-movie routine in order to hit it. Just be sure to bring condoms!
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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.