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That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being disrespected. When you're forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in another dimension.
The female equivalent to a domestic male servant or hallboy. The lowest in rank amongst the staff of maids in a grand house or hotel like that of Downton Abbey. Often the youngest female or newbie. Usually hired for crappy kitchen duty and dinner prep. In the 1966 Beatles tune, Eleanor Rigby, it is said that she was a scullery maid.