It's love at first sight with this gayelle. She wastes no time moving in right away and off to Home Depot for décor. Two days later, the relationship is over and it's time to pack it up. What does a lesbian take on her second date? A Uhaul!
The premium curveball that has some stank on it. A pitcher must have a certified and consistent nasty change up to deserve the word. If you hear an announcer refer to a pitch as an "Uncle Charlie" know that they put some respect on it.
Can we play with your panty line? The unmentionables that keeps the secretions dripping your no-no parts from ruining your good clothes. Granny tip #26: Always wear a fresh pair of drawers in case you go to the hospital. You don't want the doctor to think your family didn't raise you right!
Big Sean - Dance (A$$)
Does this shirt make my ass look big? That round thing that makes dudes and dudettes everywhere swoon. It gave Sir-Mix-A-Lot the national booty anthem for all sing at karaoke. "Oh my God Becky..."