A street-walking hussy or prostitute. If there was a way to classy up this definition, I would. You know I've never met a professional leg-spreader before. I'm sure they are very Christian-like at heart, just heathen-esque in the sheets.
That crispy beach bunny turned crusty from the sun's rays. Remember in the Wizard of Oz scene where the wicked witch of the west screamed, "I'm melting, I'm melting!" Yeah, it''s something like that. Patricia Krentcil would be proud.