Featuring: Goofydood. Twitter: @goofydood
That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
Flatty Patty Eric Schwartz - Flat Booty Girl Anthem
The infamous muse for flapjacks and ironing boards EVERYWHERE! On one hand this ass-less creature is a fashion designer's dream and on another, Sir Mix-a-lot's nightmare! His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Big Sean - Dance (A$$)
Does this shirt make my ass look big? That round thing that makes dudes and dudettes everywhere swoon. It gave Sir-Mix-A-Lot the national booty anthem for all sing at karaoke. "Oh my God Becky..."
Not the hot-legged whore who's banging anything with a cock. This extremely plain and dowdy woman is so boring, she makes rustic carrots and ribbed cucumbers look exciting. (Yummmm, I was thinking the same thing, but don't go there)