He just had the Ghetto Enterprise freshly waxed and is ready to beam you and your ghetto-ass chirrens to the promise land. Yes, he is the Superman of bloody ratchetness. This sugar daddy wears the panties in this family.
The gourd is the protector of the all mighty peen. Made from dried out gourd. The size or girth of the koteka does not dictate the manliness it covers. Tribe members would pimp their codpiece with feathers, paint or dried shells.
It's that erotic g-string or thong that comes in all shapes of various farm animals and glitter. Primarily used by strippers or exotic dancers who playful tease their audiences in these jeweled or bedazzled pieces.