Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman was the coming freak attraction for the Egyptian Hall of Piccadilly Circus because she had the roundest, shapeliest onion of an ass South Africa has ever seen. Cheeks that sit high as Mt. Everest and provided cooling shade for anyone nestled under them. Saartjie's super sized butt was such a wonder, it was displayed at the 'Museum of Man' in Paris until her remains were finally laid to rest. The moniker, "Hottentot" was offensively donated by the Dutch based on sounds the Khoikhoi people make.
He has a serious case of the Websters. Slightly taller than a hobbit (by like 2 1/2 cm) He still a man, but just more bite size. Be sure to bring you booster seats, ladies, you don't want to get a ticket for him riding without protection! A manlet is a dude under 5'6ft tall, usually drives a big truck or car to accentuate his Napoleon complex. Coined by comedian, Kevin Hart/ RHOH