Do not be alarmed if spitting on you or making you drink the essence of goat hooves, yak blood and the finger nail of a hawk will cure whatever is ailing you. It's all apart of the job as a woman of medicine.
One day, I was buying some juicy fruit and in my peripheral vision were these gigantic breasts...on a dude. Real breasts! I touched them to verify. I was green with envy. With the help of hormonal injections, she (the aravani) bloomed into this hot lady creature with long ass finger nails.
Great White Buffalo
Film clip: Hot Tub Time Machine
The one that got away. And if she's smart, she'll stay away. She represents the 1% of females who have earned the "epic" heavyweight championship belt of your heart. Popularized by film, Hot Tub Time Machine.