The distinct and complete opposite of sexy. Like turn around and drive thousands upon trillions of miles west of sexy and you'll find this guy. He's on the corner of disgusting boulevard and slob terrace.
There is no sympathy for this devil. He is a diseased, candy-coated hunk of misery. You better grab your cowboy boots and walk from this cold hearted snake. Term coined by Country artist sensation, Carrie Underwood.
(Also referred as, Nereid)Beautiful nymphs laced in garlands of crazy and madness. They are supernatural creatures known to lure men to their doom. You can easily recognize this elegant beauty by her hooves or reverse feet. However, like Dobby in Harry Potter, if you take an article of her clothing she's yours to slave around! Exciting stuff! BUT, if she took it back, she'd be free to kill you. Super exciting stuff! Source: Neraides
The gourd is the protector of the all mighty peen. Made from dried out gourd. The size or girth of the koteka does not dictate the manliness it covers. Tribe members would pimp their codpiece with feathers, paint or dried shells.
It's that erotic g-string or thong that comes in all shapes of various farm animals and glitter. Primarily used by strippers or exotic dancers who playful tease their audiences in these jeweled or bedazzled pieces.