Pictured: This saucy minx sexy creature with the Victorian mullet is none other than, Charles Townsend, 2nd Viscount
A British nobleman who ranks higher than a Baron, but lower than an Earl. British nobles are ranked as follows (highest to lowest): Duke Marquis Earl Viscount Baron Knight
1.) When no one wants to shake your hand or even be bothered. You have earned the crown of Jackass for life. 2.) The place where you deserve a swift kick in, when you talk too much shit! 3.) Depending on the company you keep, you could be the one spewing too much bullshit from your big ass mouth. Another word for diarrhea of the mouth.
The girl men write songs about. Her flawless features will make a man croon lullabies of heartache, pain and betrayal for her beauty is timeless. 2.) She's the winner of a beauty pageant or beauty contest.
Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman was the coming freak attraction for the Egyptian Hall of Piccadilly Circus because she had the roundest, shapeliest onion of an ass South Africa has ever seen. Cheeks that sit high as Mt. Everest and provided cooling shade for anyone nestled under them. Saartjie's super sized butt was such a wonder, it was displayed at the 'Museum of Man' in Paris until her remains were finally laid to rest. The moniker, "Hottentot" was offensively donated by the Dutch based on sounds the Khoikhoi people make.