Teeny Bopper
She’s the young impressionable teenager with an abundance of energy. You can usually find her in the mall hanging out or glued to a phone chatting it up.
Kirkpatrick
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being disrespected. When you're forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in another dimension.
Heartbreaker
He's smooth as silk, but also as cold as ice. He plays it cool, never gets too close. He keeps his eyes on the exit signs, to make a quick and flawless getaway.
Heartbreaker
She's a woman with the charms of a Don Juan. She is seductive, conniving, smart and manipulative. Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt portrayed these lovable characters in the hilarious flick, Heartbreakers.
Top Sergeant
Butch lesbian. Clearly the man in charge. I've seen some thugged-out studfish in my time and I must say, they are the sweetest creatures on Earth. Just don't disrespect them!