The distinct and complete opposite of sexy. Like turn around and drive thousands upon trillions of miles west of sexy and you'll find this guy. He's on the corner of disgusting boulevard and slob terrace.
The gourd is the protector of the all mighty peen. Made from dried out gourd. The size or girth of the koteka does not dictate the manliness it covers. Tribe members would pimp their codpiece with feathers, paint or dried shells.