Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman was the coming freak attraction for the Egyptian Hall of Piccadilly Circus because she had the roundest, shapeliest onion of an ass South Africa has ever seen. Cheeks that sit high as Mt. Everest and provided cooling shade for anyone nestled under them. Saartjie's super sized butt was such a wonder, it was displayed at the 'Museum of Man' in Paris until her remains were finally laid to rest. The moniker, "Hottentot" was offensively donated by the Dutch based on sounds the Khoikhoi people make.
Dog walk you
2019 Cardi B vs Nancy Pelosi To get your ass beat and drug down the street like a peasant. Has nothing to with it literally, because dogs are treated with more respect. Think Cersei of Game of Thrones when she was humiliated, spat upon and had shit thrown at her. That level of disrespect.
Knitting Needles Guerrilla
Pictured: Thandi Modise. "I'm a guerrilla because I'm a mother...I'm very pleased my children will never turn around to me and ask, 'Why did you do nothing?"
An undercover soldier disguised as a sweet innocent knitting mom, to scout potential military targets. The Kunoichi of South Africa. Thandi Modise held this title. She was termed this because while she was operating underground as an MK cadre reconnoitering potential military targets she tried to look as ordinary as possible and carried a handbag from which a pair of knitting needles protruded.