The manipulative asshole in sensitive clothing. The neologism fusion of wimp + hipster. Two characterizations that should immediate vaporize itself before hitting the female atmosphere. Darwin's extraneous variable. He's 2 parts sappy and 3 parts wanker. Check out Rachel Elder's blog, The Whimpster, via Blacktable.com
Whimpster
The manipulative asshole in sensitive clothing. The neologism fusion of wimp + hipster. Two characterizations that should immediate vaporize itself before hitting the female atmosphere. Darwin's extraneous variable. He's 2 parts sappy and 3 parts wanker. Check out Rachel Elder's blog, The Whimpster, via Blacktable.com
Mitch
Kevin Hart - Real Husbands of Hollywood
The quintessential nagging male bitch. Easily punked. Probably carries a purse and refers to it as a satchel. Inconveniently suffers from a Napoleon complex. Its sad.
If you have shaken your head in shame at the deranged trick yelling like a crazed hyena… that is what the civilized call ‘ratchet’. A dirty, raggedy hyena screeching like a fucking wild, untamed animal. Ghetto-ness at its finest.
Considered a celestial apparition (and partially demeaning - let's be honest Bruce) back in the day, but today we celebrate Dads who skirt up their aprons to care for the kinder.
Cuntender
Excerpt - Dlisted.com
When a stunt queen is forced to step up her Creativity, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent to stay relevant, because the next new Diva will steal the scene with 12 million views and a mic drop.
Aruvani
One day, I was buying some juicy fruit and in my peripheral vision were these gigantic breasts...on a dude. Real breasts! I touched them to verify. I was green with envy. With the help of hormonal injections, she (the aravani) bloomed into this hot lady creature with long ass finger nails. See also: Aravani
The manipulative asshole in sensitive clothing. The neologism fusion of wimp + hipster. Two characterizations that should immediate vaporize itself before hitting the female atmosphere. Darwin's extraneous variable. He's 2 parts sappy and 3 parts wanker. Check out Rachel Elder's blog, The Whimpster, via Blacktable.com
The Dowager Violet Crawley of Downton Abbey
She holds the title or deed of property from her deceased husband. 2.) An elderly woman. 
Because of the resemblance, bean pies are now synonymous with a pile of poop. 
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