Memoirs of an Elementary Student
A female with a strong opinion of herself. She can be perceived as mannish and abrasive, representing strength, independence and will. Take this woman very seriously for she is a female dog and she will bite your head off!
2.) Your homegirl. The girlfriend or best friend who’s been down with you since day one. Your partner in crime. “That’s my bitch!”
3.) This woman is nasty, manipulating, calculating, back-stabbing and conniving. She will eat her own young with no remorse.
4.) A snobbish prude with her nose tooted in the air as if her shit is aromatic. She knows she's better than you without putting on heirs.
1.) A nasty, vindictive or resentful male homosexual; usually applied by one homosexual to another. Le Shade, Le Shade! 2.) The buster of the group. The dude who complains or is always unsure about taking risks. "Eric, stop being a punk bitch and man up!" 3.) He's an arrogant dick and an embarrassment to the crew. You know the type. He has to be the center of negative attention. 4.) Crafted from the finest henpecked, trained monkeys around. Instead of "Single" or "Married," his social media status reads, "Pussy-whipped."
Big thanks to Shayan @PasturesPolitic Pronounced, "sheer zan" (soft A like "can") Lit. "lion woman," i.e. a woman who is courageous and regal and owns the ground she inhabits. Meet Therese Patricia Okoumou, the fearless woman who spent her 2018 4th of July protesting at the Statue of Liberty demanding an end to state violence & the inhumane detention of children.
The sovereign Goddess of wisdom with dreadlocked hair to promote her African ancestry. She's an untamable force. She's nature's purifier, Mistress of creativity and destruction. She's so complex and often misunderstood. Don't believe the historical hype, Medusa is one powerful symbol of life. Pictured: Medusa by Arnold Böcklin, circa 1878
1.) An old, worn-out hooker. Meet Louise and Martine Fokkens (above) who at the tender age of 70 have finally decided to hand up their lucite heels and blue feet in the name of that pesky arthritis, citing, " I'm too old for this shit!" They claim to have slept with 355,000 men between them in a combined 100-year career. OK, we get it. Dragons are ancient creatures with mythical powers and old prostitutes are ancient creatures with mythical prowess.
2.) A nasty, dirty ho.