A befitting moniker for the big, tall and ugly. A reasonably shrekish type ugly. As long as you dress it up nice, it can pass as a loveable creature. "Ho-ho-ho, green giant!"
You know the old tale of Jack and the Beanstalk where Jack traded the family cow for magic beans? Well, these aren't those kind of magic beans. They're better!
Teeny Bopper
She’s the young impressionable teenager with an abundance of energy. You can usually find her in the mall hanging out or glued to a phone chatting it up.
Anus
The opening of your digestive tract. It's Latin for "ring" or "circle". You know that muscle that contracts when you have to do number two? That's your anus. Also comically referred to as the distant planet "uranus".
Kirkpatrick
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being disrespected. When you're forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in another dimension.
Air Condition Booty. She has quite an ass that plumps out like an AC unit. 
1.) A mean, ugly old woman. 2.) LGBTQ. A crusty old lesbian. 