Stage Five Clinger
Film: The Wedding Crashers - "We have a stage five clinger!"
Coined by the hilarious flick, The Wedding Crashers.
She’s in love and no one is going to stop her from getting what she wants! She’s an overly obsessed female who has attached herself too quickly in the courtship of a possible relationship. “I’ve got a stage five clinger, we need to leave now!!”
A fancy way of calling a female a whore or ho. And so you don't look like a complete asshole, you dress it in a sophisticated French skirt and custom lucite hooker heels. Unfortunately, a ho is a ho... for sho.