He's nothing like a pimp. That would imply he actually has balls and makes use of them. With that cunt-struck look in his eyes, Joe is on his way to becoming the neighborhood Captain of hoe saving. Ho Savings n' Loans.
That skinny guy with a love for beautiful, voluptuous women.
2.) He is of the midget or manlet persuasion. For the PCs of the world, he is of the dwarf persuasion. "Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean." Adorable nursery rhyme, but estranged from this particular entry.
Once upon a time, distinguish gents would agree to chaperoned meetings of courtship to win a lady's hand and heart. There were no Match.com, Plenty of Fish, I♥Black Cock, Christian Mingle or Tinder apps back then! They kept it very agreeable and PG-13.
The very person you can count in on when you are out with some dude or gal and they cover for you by saying you were out with them. Or that box of condoms in the glove compartment belongs to them and the left it there for some dumb ass reason.
Fonzie via GIPHY
A member of a biker subculture that originated in the United Kingdom during the 1950s. It was mainly centered around British cafe racer motorcycles and rock and roll music. Based on the 70s fictional character, Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli or The Fonz.