Douche
Featuring: Goofydood. Twitter: @goofydood
That's Mr. Jackass to you! For generations, Summer's Eve has offered a bevy of aromatic douche cleansers for women with itchy-not-so-fresh problems, however these cleansers no matter how potent couldn't shake the jerk off a dude's taint any more than it could cleanse a nasty trick's va-ja-ja.
Kirkpatrick
Voiceover by @TonyBakerComedy Popularized by the hilarious comedian, Tony Baker. Hear that? That's the sound of your dignity being disrespected. When you're forced to feel every piece of the anointing hand. When you slap someone so hard it echoes in another dimension.
Harpy
1.) Greek Mythology. A female monster with a talent for snatching evildoers and dropping them into the seventh ring of hell. A mutant creature with a female face, the body of a bird and sharp naughty talons for days.
2.) A shrewish woman with a bad and scolding temper.
3.) Nickname for a lesbian or muff diver.
Viceroy
The governor of a country, province, or colony, ruling as the representative of a king or sovereign. The modern day Vice President to a medieval King.
B-girl
She entertains bar patrons and encourages them to drink heavily and spend freely. 2.) A boogaloo breakdancer.
3.) A kick-ass basketball player.
4.) The gal with Beauty, Body and Brains!
5.) A gold digger who will only go for men that ride in a Bentley, BMW or Benz with thundering Bass and Big Bank!
1.) Greek Mythology. A female monster with a talent for snatching evildoers and dropping them into the seventh ring of hell. A mutant creature with a female face, the body of a bird and sharp naughty talons for days.
2.) A shrewish woman with a bad and scolding temper.
3.) Nickname for a lesbian or muff diver. 